Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Pants are for mortals
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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