So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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