my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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