3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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