but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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