I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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