i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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