I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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