I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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