You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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