Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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