you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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