Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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