i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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