i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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