I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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