I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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