I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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