I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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