i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You work out of a Hotel?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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