She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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