He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You're breaking my sexual little heart
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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