David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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