Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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