oh god the rape fog is back!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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