i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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