what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
