I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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