HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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