i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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