the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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