hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
the liver wants what the liver wants
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize