Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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