She's JV to your varsity
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you