he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.