The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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