What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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