I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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