On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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