What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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I need moral support for this bender
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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