Dual....:-)
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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