I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
