I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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