It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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