Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
im holly from the hills drunk
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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