I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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