would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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