i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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