My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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