I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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