You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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