She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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