that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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