i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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