I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
